I was looking for a pineapple that we bought not to0 long ago, and I’m not sure where it went. Because it was stored on top of the refrigerator, I said to myself, “Maybe it fell behind the fridge.” And because I’m either too weak or to lazy to move the refrigerator the proper way, I decided to climb on top of it. Which was scary, as you might imagine. Anyway, it was too dark to see anything aside from ruffled plastic. -But, don’t fret about me climbing on top of the fridge, I prayed first.