The Dumb Dog Award…

24 Dec

SO, mostly on behalf of my dear and lovely twin came up with several nominations for the dumb dog award. And I have to say that they are all very good option, I figured that I should at least state my claim on one of the few listed below, just in time for the Christmas. Here are nominees for the dumb dog award.

  • Zachary Quinto (because he overacts),
  • Beyonce (She thinks she’s a white woman and she can’t sing)
  • Megan Fox (she acts like a dumb hoe that’s unaware of herself)
  • Shia LeBouf (hasn’t done a good acting job since Holes),
  • Lady Gaga (for being a gimmick whore),
  • Zooey Deschanel (for singing better than she can act),
  • Scarlett Johannsen (for not being able to act at all),
  • Kate Hudson (because all of her movies are the same),
  • Tyrese (for no longer singing songs like ‘Sweet Lady”),
  • Alfred (for owing me a hundred dollars and acting like he doesn’t).
  • Common (for not rapping as good as he looks),
  • Nas (for not making music that I want to groove to),
  • Cuba Good Jr. (for being a lousy actor),
  • Taj Mowry (for making music that nobody wants to listen to, some sort of mix between rock and rap),
  • Olsen Twins (for not producing an excellent film since “It Take Two”)
  • Kristen Bell (for not being able to act, cry or laugh).
  • Britney Spears. This dumb chick is 28 and still sings like she’s 16.
  • Paris Hilton (she’s too skinny, her eyes aren’t blue not matter what her contacts says, her hair is fucked up most times even though she’s rich (her weave piece doesn’t always look better than a wig) and she made a sex tape that was no good)

So the first OFFICIAL dumb dog is….(drum roll)…. Megan Fox! For being a dumb hoe.

In addition to simply not being able to act, this woman has earned the prestigious dumb dog award simply because of her pornographic personality and the dubious amounts of movies and real life words and behaviors that I have to suffer anytime I pay attention to media or television. Most of her quotes read like the ramblings of a person post acid trip (for examples: http://jezebel.com/5285875/megan-foxs-50-best–worst-bon-mots) and she lays landmines with every stupid statement. This is evident when Megan Fox made statements about only sleeping with lesbian women because bisexual women were dirty because they’ve slept with men. My big plight with this is… she’s bisexual, the dumb bitch. Firstly, of course it is wrong of her to say shit like, men are dirty, but to go as far as to say that they are dirty YET she “spreads” the filth by sleeping with both men and women, it sincerely makes me think that this dumb dog is dense…. extremely dense. –For people who are even angrier about  the bi thing than I am, go to this link: (http://open.salon.com/blog/max_the_communist/2009/05/13/megan_fox_is)

Also, people have taken the time to compare Megan Fox to Angelina Jolie…and to that I’d like to call bullshit. Megan Fox is nooooowhere near as talented as Angelina Jolie. I would imagine that if Megan Fox would have(by means of magic) had any of the roles that Jolie had in the past, the movies would have taken a definite dive below par. Personally, not only is Megan Fox not as good as Jolie, I’m thinking that less a miracle, she never will be.

Megan Fox is a pretty girl, I can admit as much. In fact, according to the Hollywood cognoscenti she can even be classified as “hot”, but she absolutely in multiple ways seems like she was born to strip. The look that is always on her face seems to be a lingering “is this how you want me?” look. It’s actually rather disturbing.

I figure that she must in real life behave as she did in the movie, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People… just like an airbag.

She reminds me of her doppelganger, the very untalented and dumb dog veteran Lindsay Lohan. Recently, Megan Fox has disagreed with claims that they look alike, but whatever. I don’t really care who she thinks that she looks like. They have just about the same about of ability as actresses, except that Lindsay has been in more movies and Megan isn’t as strung out.

To bring the first Dumb Dog Award to a close, I would like to go ahead and thank all the nominees and Natalie mostly for contribution. I am famously grateful. There will be more distribution of the Dumb Dog Award and look forward to the GoodCat Award.

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One Response to “The Dumb Dog Award…”

  1. Natalie December 24, 2009 at 8:25 pm #

    Thank you so much for this. It’s so fantastic. You nailed my problems with her right on her head. She’s so confused about who and what she wants to be that she’ll do and say anything as long as she gets attention. She is beautiful but she needs to get a clue. You are so funny and this is great.

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